The kind of bike porn where one of the dudes has herpes. Bike Herpes.
Spotted this beauty the other day. I have NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING. Is is it a fungus?
Maybe it looks like dirt or something (that;s what she said) from this angle, so I’m going to show this from another view.
I think the grossest angle is the one that shows the depth of these lesions. It kind of looks like burnt mozzarella, or the cheese on top of nachos. Did the tire partially melt?
That’s right, they stick out a few millimeters. Bike Herpes. It is contagious?
If you know the owner of this bike, or you know anyone who has touched this bike, then now is the time to call them and let them know.
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