:Cyclostat

People don’t tend to have a lot of questions about their bike mechanics. Usually, if they are in a bike shop, they tend to trust them and their decisions.

But one question many people ask is, “Is my mechanic Christian?”. And now finally, via Craigslist, we have ONE mechanic who has stepped up and answered this question. Yes, here is a christian bike mechanic.

FINALLY, right? From the makers of witch trials, President Bush, and immortality, comes a new brand of bike mechanic. Christian Bike Mechanics – after all, bikes didn’t evolve from fish!

Calling (himself?) themselves the Holy Spokes, they are located in Union square – so watch out Open. Actually, I think that Open charges less for basic tune-ups – which is weird, considering Open has overhead charges.

Holy spokes also sort of sounds like the holy rollers:

Holy Rollers

I’d love to take advantage of the great deals offered by the christian mechanic, but my bike was raised Jewish, and sort of finds discussions of Jesus to be gauche. Personally, I’m cool with it though.

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